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20 yr old DmvKai drops “Never Die Lame Volume 1″ The tape is a metaphor of how he’s coming out of seemingly nowhere and killing all the rappers out right now. Each song he describes how he kills a rapper in a different way! Listen closely. Worth a listen, only 15 minutes long.The project features beats from cardo,madlib,mf doom, and a brand new producer DARKSKINPROFIT (who made the beats to tracks 5 and 3) It features dope skits from the movie “Kill Bill” and all ties together like a movie. Give a listen, and spread the word. Please Let me know if you post this! SPREAD!!! We’ve put the Souncloud& Datpiff link for yall! Enjoy!
FIRST OF ALL THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FUCKING HOE PHASE, THATS SOME BULLSHIT A HOE CAME UP WIT TO FOOL A NIGGA INTO THINKING SHE WASNT A HOE ANYMORE. A HOE DOES NOT CHANGE, SHE JUST CHANGES HER TACTICS.
YOU KNOW A BITCH IS A HOE BY ASKING HER WHATS HER BODY COUNT.
NOWADAYS YOU ASK A BITCH WHATS HER BODY COUNT AND DA BITCH WONT TELL YOU CUZ SHE GOT MORE BODIES THAN A FUCKING CEMETERY.
NO BITCH SHOULD HAVE MORE THAN 6 BODIES IN HER BODY COUNT:
1. DA FIRST LOVE
2. DA HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH
3. DA NIGGA SHE CHEATS ON HER HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH WIT
4. DA NIGGA SHE THINK SHE GON SPEND DA REST OF HER LIFE WIT
5. A MEANINGLESS FUCK WIT SOME NIGGA SHE JUST MET
6. DA BEST FRIEND DAT ENDS UP BEIN HER MAN
IF A BITCH HAS MORE THAN 6 BODIES SHES A HOE.
BODY COUNT IS ONLY RELEVANT IF YOU’RE TRYNA WIFE A BITCH, IF NOT WHO GIVES A FUCK, BUT THERES WAYS TO KNOW HOW MANY BODIES A BITCH HAS BY HER PHYSICAL APPEARANCE.
BITCHES WIT TRAMP STAMPS GOT AT LEAST 18 BODIES
BITCHES WIT BANGS GOT AT LEAST 22 BODIES
BITCHES THAT WEAR JORDANS GOT AT LEAST 16 BODIES
BITCHES THAT WEAR CHINA SLIPPAS GOT AT LEAST 30 BODIES AND 2 STD’S
NATURAL BLONDE BITCHES GT ABOUT 9 BODIES, BUT FAKE BLONDE BITCHES GOT AT LEAST 25 BODIES
BITCHES THAT DONT WEAR BELTS WIT THEIR JEANS GOT ABOUT 22 BODIES. THEY DONT WEAR BELTS SO THEY CAN JUS SLIP THEY JEANS RIGHT OFF TO FUCK.
NOT EVERY BITCH THAT WEARS LEGGINGS IS A HOE, JUST THE ONES THAT WEAR THEM ALL THE TIME. THESE BITCHES GOT ABOUT 14 BODIES
BITCHES WITH STAR TATS GOT AT LEAST 17 BODIES, DA MORE STAR TATS SHE GOT, DA MORE BODIES SHE GOT
AND THAT IS HOW YOU ACCUMALATE A BITCH’S BODY COUNT. ADD ALL THESE TOGETHER AND YOU’LL FIND OUT HOW MANY BODIES A BITCH HAS. NOW GO BREAK OUT YOUR CALCULATORS SO YOUCAN SEE HOW DISGUSTING SOME OF THESE BITCHES ARE
We’ve ALL been that guy. Everything was going good man. She was smiling, laughing at your jokes. You thought you were gonna get that box, then all of a sudden she says that dreadful word- “NO”.
I know you confused bro. What happened though? You talked your way out of that glorious 6 inch tunnel filled with water and blood called a “Vagina” . Here are the Top 3 ways you you fucked yourself.
Mad niggas swear they live in a porno. Niggas swear they can just walk up to a chick, say: “Let me fuck”, and she gonna spread them legs. NO, NO, NO. What the hell is wrong with you? Women DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT like vulgarity. Are you being honest about what you want? Yup. Do women be lying when they say they just LOVE honesty? You damn right bruh. Women speak a different language than men. It’s not direct like man language. We all heard that Drake line: “Tell me lies, make it sound good, make it sound good, Do me like the women from my town would”. That line right there is a woman in a nutshell. She knows you wanna fuck her bro, she just wants to hear the best fake poetic shit you got. Is it confusing? Yes. Just remember.
DO NOT LET HER KNOW YOU WANT SEX IN A VULGAR WAY. YOU ARE NOT DIDDY.
2. Being OVERLY Friendly:
Ahhhhh. You thought you were gonna get some pussy being fake nice huh? Guess again. Women can tell when you being overly friendly. If you dealing with a hoe, or a REALLY sexy chick, she’s seen every kind of game there is from niggas. You not fooling her with that fake “Dear John” bullshit. She’s seen your scumbag Tweets, she’s heard about you bro. She know you a scumbag, but she gave you a date. That means one of 2 things.
A. She wanted free food
B. She actually likes you
You should be able to tell which one within the first 30 minutes of the date. Assuming she actually LIKES you, understand that she doesn’t want that corny overly friendly shit, she wants YOU. If you being too nice, she gonna assume you want that pussy bro. Women are like racist overly eager Officers, they get suspicious over EVERYTHING. So if you thought being overly nice was gonna get you that pussy, think again.
1. Too Much Talking:
This is the most common mistake niggas make on dates in pursuit of that glorious pleasure box. I know you confused, but peep game. When a girl is really into you on a date, you don’t have to talk much. She gonna talk your head off bro. The more you talking, the worse for you it gets.
When you talking to a girl on a date, she’s picking out EVERY SINGLE LITTLE THING WRONG. You shouldn’t be leading the conversation, she should. If she’s not leading the conversation, she’s not that into you. You gonna have to work EXTRA hard to get them legs to open for you bro. Ask questions, shut the fuck up and fake listen to her. Snap outta that daze look at her and say, “Oh word?” “Foreal?” “Why?” every couple sentences, just to keep her talking. The more shes talking, the less chances you have to say some dumb shit to turn her off.
Why do I know these 3 tips? Because I’ve been that guy bro. I’ve been in the deep shadows of the no sex zone plenty of times. You gotta climb out that zone like Batman in “The Dark Knight Rises”. I’m here to help you niggas though. Learn from my mistakes bro.
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Kerry Washington and NFL husband Nnamdi Asomugha are expecting their first child together.
“She’s about four months along,” a friend of the 36-year-old actress told Us Weekly.
The surprising pregnancy report follows Washington’s surprise wedding to the San Francisco 49ers cornerback this past summer.
The duo, who allegedly started dating in 2012, said “I do” in a small covert ceremony in Hailey, Idaho, on June 24.
In a recent interview with Glamour magazine, Washington explained why she prefers to stay silent about her personal life.
“I learned through experience that it doesn’t work for me,” she said. “I’ve had earlier times in my career when I did talk about it. But I couldn’t just turn around and say, ‘I only want to talk about the good stuff, but not the bad stuff.’ So I just thought, ‘Okay, no more.’”
“I’m walking around in the world with my ring. And when people say congratulations, I say thank you,” she said about being a newlywed.
Kerry Washington plays Olive Pope in ABC hit show ‘Scandal.’ No word on whether the writers will incorporate Washington’s alleged pregnancy into the plot.
“But I’m going to continue to not talk about it and just let it unfold.”
No word if Washington’s pregnancy will be worked into the season three plot of the ABC hit drama in which she plays Olivia Pope, a famous fixer and the President of the United States’ mistress.
Perhaps an Olivia/Fitz baby storyline is on it’s way. Sigh, a Scandal fan can only dream.
Thanks nydailynews, Us Weekly & Glamour
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