“Types of women depending on their alcoholic beverage” By @NerdVinny
Women and Alcohol
With the recent amount of niggas getting curved and receiving the “Nigga, I know you didn’t just come talk to me” look while in the club, your boy (@NerdVinny) feeling a little generous on helping you niggas out. An easy way to dissect these hoes and figure which is right for you is by what’s in their cup. Yea, you heard me! Something simple as knowing what alcohol she’s drinking, can turn that simple curve into sex and dipping before the sun rises!
The Different Types of Drinkers.
There are different types of women when it comes to alcohol. You can separate them into 4 categories. 1) the brown/dark drinker, 2) The beer drinker, 3) the wine drinker, and 4) the clear/white drinker. I know what you’re thinking, “Wtf does the type of alcohol have to do with what kind of woman she is!” Hold on fam, each one of these hoes are special in their own way! Let me explain…
1) The brown drinker is every man’s best friend. These are the hoes that scream “Turn up” every weekend and have strong throats. “Strong throats??” Yea trust me, that’s the only way she throwing back shots of jack with ease. They are carefree as long as its fun. You can usually find these in the middle of the club twerking their ass off. You bring these home.
2) The beer drinker is almost self explanatory. These are the trashy hoes that usually smoke cigarettes too. They come to the club to fight just like darkskin niggas. BEWARE!
3) The wine drinker is the one who’s constantly looking for love. These are the suicidal/depressed, classy hoes. They’ve been cheated on a lot and just trying to find someone to make them smile again. The only downfall is that 80% of them are crazy.
4) The clear drinker is the one that majority niggas fall for in the club. These are the chill hoes. They can usually be found in the corner dancing with their friends. “Girls Night Out” type of shit. Only thing on their mind is curving you and getting mad when u try to dance with them. The best way to approach them is to not approach them. Walk by a few times and let one notice you and then make your move.
Whatever decision you make, make sure its a wise choice. Each type is special in their own way. I’d recommend #1. The club isn’t a place to be looking for love just for the next fuck. Hopefully this guide see yall through. A wise man once said, “You cant turn a hoe into a house wife.” With that said… Im tired.. You’re tired.. Jesus wept.
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FIRST OF ALL THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FUCKING HOE PHASE, THATS SOME BULLSHIT A HOE CAME UP WIT TO FOOL A NIGGA INTO THINKING SHE WASNT A HOE ANYMORE. A HOE DOES NOT CHANGE, SHE JUST CHANGES HER TACTICS.
YOU KNOW A BITCH IS A HOE BY ASKING HER WHATS HER BODY COUNT.
NOWADAYS YOU ASK A BITCH WHATS HER BODY COUNT AND DA BITCH WONT TELL YOU CUZ SHE GOT MORE BODIES THAN A FUCKING CEMETERY.
NO BITCH SHOULD HAVE MORE THAN 6 BODIES IN HER BODY COUNT:
1. DA FIRST LOVE
2. DA HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH
3. DA NIGGA SHE CHEATS ON HER HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH WIT
4. DA NIGGA SHE THINK SHE GON SPEND DA REST OF HER LIFE WIT
5. A MEANINGLESS FUCK WIT SOME NIGGA SHE JUST MET
6. DA BEST FRIEND DAT ENDS UP BEIN HER MAN
IF A BITCH HAS MORE THAN 6 BODIES SHES A HOE.
BODY COUNT IS ONLY RELEVANT IF YOU’RE TRYNA WIFE A BITCH, IF NOT WHO GIVES A FUCK, BUT THERES WAYS TO KNOW HOW MANY BODIES A BITCH HAS BY HER PHYSICAL APPEARANCE.
BITCHES WIT TRAMP STAMPS GOT AT LEAST 18 BODIES
BITCHES WIT BANGS GOT AT LEAST 22 BODIES
BITCHES THAT WEAR JORDANS GOT AT LEAST 16 BODIES
BITCHES THAT WEAR CHINA SLIPPAS GOT AT LEAST 30 BODIES AND 2 STD’S
NATURAL BLONDE BITCHES GT ABOUT 9 BODIES, BUT FAKE BLONDE BITCHES GOT AT LEAST 25 BODIES
BITCHES THAT DONT WEAR BELTS WIT THEIR JEANS GOT ABOUT 22 BODIES. THEY DONT WEAR BELTS SO THEY CAN JUS SLIP THEY JEANS RIGHT OFF TO FUCK.
NOT EVERY BITCH THAT WEARS LEGGINGS IS A HOE, JUST THE ONES THAT WEAR THEM ALL THE TIME. THESE BITCHES GOT ABOUT 14 BODIES
BITCHES WITH STAR TATS GOT AT LEAST 17 BODIES, DA MORE STAR TATS SHE GOT, DA MORE BODIES SHE GOT
AND THAT IS HOW YOU ACCUMALATE A BITCH’S BODY COUNT. ADD ALL THESE TOGETHER AND YOU’LL FIND OUT HOW MANY BODIES A BITCH HAS. NOW GO BREAK OUT YOUR CALCULATORS SO YOUCAN SEE HOW DISGUSTING SOME OF THESE BITCHES ARE
We’ve ALL been that guy. Everything was going good man. She was smiling, laughing at your jokes. You thought you were gonna get that box, then all of a sudden she says that dreadful word- “NO”.
I know you confused bro. What happened though? You talked your way out of that glorious 6 inch tunnel filled with water and blood called a “Vagina” . Here are the Top 3 ways you you fucked yourself.
Mad niggas swear they live in a porno. Niggas swear they can just walk up to a chick, say: “Let me fuck”, and she gonna spread them legs. NO, NO, NO. What the hell is wrong with you? Women DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT like vulgarity. Are you being honest about what you want? Yup. Do women be lying when they say they just LOVE honesty? You damn right bruh. Women speak a different language than men. It’s not direct like man language. We all heard that Drake line: “Tell me lies, make it sound good, make it sound good, Do me like the women from my town would”. That line right there is a woman in a nutshell. She knows you wanna fuck her bro, she just wants to hear the best fake poetic shit you got. Is it confusing? Yes. Just remember.
DO NOT LET HER KNOW YOU WANT SEX IN A VULGAR WAY. YOU ARE NOT DIDDY.
2. Being OVERLY Friendly:
Ahhhhh. You thought you were gonna get some pussy being fake nice huh? Guess again. Women can tell when you being overly friendly. If you dealing with a hoe, or a REALLY sexy chick, she’s seen every kind of game there is from niggas. You not fooling her with that fake “Dear John” bullshit. She’s seen your scumbag Tweets, she’s heard about you bro. She know you a scumbag, but she gave you a date. That means one of 2 things.
A. She wanted free food
B. She actually likes you
You should be able to tell which one within the first 30 minutes of the date. Assuming she actually LIKES you, understand that she doesn’t want that corny overly friendly shit, she wants YOU. If you being too nice, she gonna assume you want that pussy bro. Women are like racist overly eager Officers, they get suspicious over EVERYTHING. So if you thought being overly nice was gonna get you that pussy, think again.
1. Too Much Talking:
This is the most common mistake niggas make on dates in pursuit of that glorious pleasure box. I know you confused, but peep game. When a girl is really into you on a date, you don’t have to talk much. She gonna talk your head off bro. The more you talking, the worse for you it gets.
When you talking to a girl on a date, she’s picking out EVERY SINGLE LITTLE THING WRONG. You shouldn’t be leading the conversation, she should. If she’s not leading the conversation, she’s not that into you. You gonna have to work EXTRA hard to get them legs to open for you bro. Ask questions, shut the fuck up and fake listen to her. Snap outta that daze look at her and say, “Oh word?” “Foreal?” “Why?” every couple sentences, just to keep her talking. The more shes talking, the less chances you have to say some dumb shit to turn her off.
Why do I know these 3 tips? Because I’ve been that guy bro. I’ve been in the deep shadows of the no sex zone plenty of times. You gotta climb out that zone like Batman in “The Dark Knight Rises”. I’m here to help you niggas though. Learn from my mistakes bro.
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